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The End of an Era: Well, after several months of hoping against hope, it appears that Kyle Casey (K.C.) Armstrong, will not be returning to the Howard Stern Show.

K.C. was a true talent and a genuine asset to the Stern Show. This likable lug had a great sense of humour and was an integral member of the Stern team. Although his good looks might have threatened some people, this was offset by the fact that he had enough emotional problems to fill a psychology textbook. K.C. was responsible for bringing the Singing Psychic ("Oh, the Red Sox will win the World Series. Yeah, yeah, yeah.") to the show and conducted a number of classic celebrity interviews (the Chevy Chase run-in being one of the more memorable).

Fans of the Stern show loved K.C. and he'll be sorely missed. At times Howard's interviews with a stripper or porn star could get stale. Nothing livened up these moments like K.C. bellowing "Come on! Show us your dumper!!!"

Who knows what the future has in store for K.C.? In 2004 he starred in a cinema classic: Death 4 Told. Keep your eyes on The Internet Movie Database for future projects involving K.C.

I started this webpage nearly five years ago with the first incredible revelation that K.C. once had a pet rabbit. Over the years I couldn't help but marvel at the many shocking tidbits that helped to make the Stern show so entertaining. K.C. leaves a real void and the Stern Show suffers as a result of his departure. In an ideal world K.C. would return to the Howard Stern Show and that lame, unfunny, no-talent Richard Christy would go back to his turnip farm in Kansas. But we don't live in an ideal world. K.C., you'll be missed.

"Nice!"


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Photo courtesy of James King.
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  • K.C. used to have a pet rabbit.
  • He also had dogs.
  • He was a vegetarian for a year and a half.
  • K.C. describes his mother as "a saint".

Guest Submissions

(Disclaimer: The information below has been e-mailed in and cannot be officially confirmed or refuted.)

  • A college acquaintance of K.C.'s writes: "I went to college with K.C. I even worked with him for a short while. He was a bartender in a small college bar just off campus. K.C. Also dated a friend of mine, the thing was, this chick was fucking one of my frat brothers, while she was dating K.C. K.C. found out one night, and beat the fuck out of this guy while at O Charlies on a Thursday night. I think he got some anger management classes or something. It was pretty funny. K.C. didn't know it, but several of my frat brothers were fucking his girlfriend. Oh yea, K.C. used to write a column for the school newspaper also."
  • An enthusiastic Mark comments: "I would LOVE to suck KC DRY!!!! He is the only reason I listen to that jerky Howard Stern."
  • Hubert writes: "I played football at WKU with KC. As long as I've known him he has always dated hot chicks. They liked him for his yankee accent and his line of shit he always talked to them. He was not hurting when it came to female companionship. He nailed them and left them for dead. Go Kyle."
  • I received this e-mail about K.C.'s cinematic triumph:

    "Did you know that KC was in a short film in college that won an Emmy? It was a comedy production called "White Frenzy" and he played a corrupt military officer who had bio-engineered white squirrels that were trained as killing machines and he was secretly testing them on the American public.

    "From my memory of the production, it was extremely low budget and looked like a movie trailer. I think some guys just kinda threw it together. Kinda became a cult classic at WKU. It was cheaply done, but in a charming way. Reminds me of a skit from Mad TV or Monty Python. It went on to win a regional Emmy, if I am not mistaken."

  • Randy Moser: "KC USE TO WEAR THE SAME SHIRT TO CLASS ALMOST EVERYDAY. THE SHIRT SAID "EAT MY SPACE DUST." ALSO, BUCKETHEAD IS NOT THE ONLY GUY TO ROLL AROUND IN KC'S BED NAKED. A GUY BY THE NAME OF SIX WAS KNOWN TO HOP IN TO KC'S BED NAKED WITH BUCKETHEAD. I DON'T KNOW IF ALL THREE EVERY GOT TOGETHER, BUT RUMOR HAS IT THEY MAD A GAY PORN CALLED "HEAD CREAM," THE MOVIE WAS KC, DRESSED AS LOU REED GOING AROUND CAMPUS, AND GIVING GUYS BLOW JOBS SO HE COULD MAKE ENOUGH MONEY TO TAKE A TRIP TO HIS FAVORITE CITY, CLEVELAND."
  • This K.C. enthusiast adds: "Did you hear KC tell the story on the air about some college pranks, including, putting a pizza box on his lap. First he cut a hole in it for his penis. He kept the box closed until someone came by. He would then offer someone some pizza and open the box to reveal his pin. Really funny, Howard and the others roared with laughter."
  • Another K.C. fan comments: "I don't know if anyone has mentioned this before. A while back when Stern had the hypnotist on the show, one of the things he (supposedly) did was hypnotize a guy (an intern, I think) to be madly in love with another guy (another intern). I can't remember if he hypnotized both guys or just the one. Howard then started asking the hypnotized guy stuff about how he felt about the other guy and what he wanted to do with him. THEN, KC came in and said he wanted proof so he told the guys to kiss. Everyone on the show made like they were grossed out at the thought but KC was pretty insistent about seeing it happen. Howard then said there was no way he was going to have them do that on his show. If you ask me, that's just more proof that he's gay, or at least very open to the gay lifestyle.

    Was I the only one that thought KC was extremely comfortable and happy walking around at Gay Pride? He was very 'cheerful' when he was doing the interviewing, and he didn't mind being touched . . . hmmmm.

    I love that guy!!!!!"

The "Buckethead" Chronicles

The always entertaining tales of K.C. and his college buddy "Buckethead" . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Monday, 1 March 2004

  • K.C. reveals that he and Buckethead used to play "Drinking Jeopardy" all the time at college.

Friday, 6 June 2003

  • In college, K.C. and Buckethead used to attend parties holding hands. If challenged, they would beat their critics up. "More contact with men," comments Howard.

Friday, 26 July 2002

  • K.C. reveals that once while in college he was sleeping on a couch and Buckethead tried to anally violate him with a wiffleball bat.

Tuesday, 7 November 2000

  • Two exciting "Buckethead" revelations:
    • Buckethead is a gym teacher.
    • After Buckethead began dating his latest girlfriend, K.C. and two friends cooked up their own "blessing" for the happy, new couple. On their first visit to the lovely lady's home they all went to her bathroom in succession and had very large and very ripe bowel movements, thus stinking up the entire apartment. Buckethead was not amused by the wacky, fecal antics of the madcap trio.

Thursday, 28 September 2000

  • Robin reads a news report that a University of Western Ontario study found that people with larger heads were generally more intelligent. "That's a load of crap!" K.C. argued. "Buckethead had a head so huge they had to get a custom-made football helmet for him and he was a retard!"

Tuesday, 15 February 2000

  • K.C. reveals that during football games he would have to touch Buckethead's rear quarters while in defensive formation. After that "my hands would smell of sweat and ass!" he explained. "That's perfect for you," cracked Jackie "Give Rodney Another Chance!" Martling.

Monday, 8 November 1999

  • After a five month dry spell, K.C. scores a touchdown with this tale of Buckethead highjinks: "I used to clip ads out of gay magazines--stuff like 'My thing can fill your . . . whatever'. Then I'd put them in Buckethead's books! HAW HAW HAW!!!"

Wednesday, 2 June 1999

  • K.C. and Buckethead used to go to restaurants and take turns going to the washroom and lobbing chicken bones on top of someone sitting in the stall.

Monday, 17 May 1999

  • The first "Buckethead" revelation: K.C. reminisces about Buckethead sleeping nude in his bed.


Do you have any K.C. information to pass along? Contact me at kc_database@yahoo.com.

More data will be added in the weeks and months to come . . . . . . . . this page last updated 5 January 2006. Compiled by K.C. historian David Brooks, Toronto, Canada.


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