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The Blair Witch Project

06 Apr 2002

I thought this was a complete waste of time. Here's why:

  • It's supposed to be scary. I wasn't scared. I was bored.
  • It's supposed to be a horror film. I wasn't horrified, except that I had paid to see it.
  • I didn't care about the characters, who were irritating.
  • 80 minutes of hand-held camera work.

Related Sites

The Blair Witch Project official site
The Blair Witch Project on the IMDB