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That sword, the mace, the crown shall sleep so soundly as the wretched slave.

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"That sword, the mace, the crown imperial shall sleep so soundly as the wretched slave."

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The Lists

06 Apr 2002

List #1:

  • Advance green traffic lights
  • An unexpected bargin
  • The sun in winter
  • The steamy sound of cooking rice
  • Sir Arthur C. Clarke doing an interview on CNN via internet web camera
  • Mag Ruffman

List #2:

  • Being ignored by sales people
  • 1-800 numbers that do not work in Canada
  • Incomprehensible phone menu systems
  • Unreturned email

List #3:

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List #7:

  • "He Scores, He Shoots"
  • "In The Crease"
  • "Pulling The Goalie."
  • "Petra's Penalty Box"