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Compactability

I am 6'4". I weigh 300 pounds. I have the agility of a lump of clay. One would think that the limits of my capaciousness were somewhat fixed. However, this is not so.

Despite what my co-workers think, I am an extremely compactable individual. Through sheer will I can occupy whatever space I choose.

Collected here are a few examples of places I have been that you cannot go due to your lack of compactability. Even though you will not admit it, you envy me.
 
Onward!