Soap Scum concocts a variety of wacky soaps, all of which are made from 100% vegetable-based ingredients,
including the glycerin, which means Soap Scum is vegan!

SOAP SCUM has a variety of colours, shapes, scents
and styles, which enables YOU (dirty person)
to create your own combination.

Choose a soap from the images below,
or use them to give you ideas and tell me
what you'd like me to make for you.

If it can be done, I'll do it, just for you!

Fornicating Creatures

Beloved by all, by far the most popular soap here!

Clear square soap bar, containing plastic amimals in compromising positions. Choose from a lion and cheetah, zebra and tiger, a pair of hippos, rhino and giraffe, moose and camel, moose and rhino, and any other combination you can imagine.

Choose your scent, and pair of fornicators! (clear bars only, colours don't work with critters)

$8 each or 3 for $20
Approx. 6-8cm square

You can also choose a single plastic creature in your soap. Choose from the animals and shapes listed below. If you don't see your favourite creature listed, email SOAP SCUM
and we'll see what we can do.

$6 each
Approx. 6-8cm

Poetic quotes

Take a bath with Sylvia Plath! Or John Ashbery... Printed on acetate, you can read poetry while you cleanse. Choose from quotes by Seamus Heaney, Sylvia Plath, John Ashbery, and more! Click here for a current list of quotations. Or, suggest your own and Soap Scum can probably make it.

These work best in clear rectangular bars. Choose your scent.

$7 each
Approx. 8cm x 4cm

Creatures Available

Bear - black & polar
Bee
Bull
Camel
Cat
Cheetah
Dinosaur - various
Dog - various breeds
Dolphin
Elephant
Fish (tropical)
Frog
Giraffe
Goat
Gorilla
Hippopotamus
Horse
Hyena
Ibex
Lion - male and female
Lizard
Manta Ray
Moose
Orca (killer whale)
Penguin
Pig
Porpoise
Rhinoceros
Scorpion
Seahorse
Shark
Sheep
Spider
Starfish
Tiger
Turtle
Walrus
Whale
Zebra

If you are looking for a creature not listed, please email me!

Scents Available

Apple (green)
Blueberry
Cappucinno
Cedar
Chocolate
Cinniberry
Clove
Coconut
Cranberry
Cucumber
Eucalyptus
Fennel
Ginger Root
Gingerbread
Grapefruit
Green Tea
Jasmine
Lavender
Lemon
Lime
Maple Sugar
Orange
Peppermint
Pine
Pomegranate
Rose
Rosemary
Sandalwood
Tea Tree
Vanilla
Violet
Wintergreen

Shapes Available

Circle
Heart
Oval
Rectangle
Square
Star
Massage bars - square,rectangle, octagon, round

Also assorted shapes using vintage candy molds.

Colours Available
(please specify
clear or opaque base)

Clear
Clear with Sparkles
Blue
Green
Orange
Pink
Purple
Yellow
Cream
Brown
Turquoise
White

(sparkles can be added to any clear-based colour.)

I'm dirty!
I need
SOAP SCUM