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Wanted: Chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $200 a month. References required.
Our experienced Mom will care of your child. Fenced yard, meals and smacks included.
For sale: three canaries of undermined sex.
Great dames for sale.
Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
And now, the Superstore -- unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.
Modular sofas. Only $299 for rest or fore play.
Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.
For rent: 6-room hated apartment.
Ladies and gentlemen, now you can have a bikini for a ridiculous figure.
Tune in next week for another series of classical music programs from the Canadian Broadcorping Castration.
Wanted: Mother's helper. Peasant working conditions
Wanted: haircutter. Excellent growth potential.
Save regularly in our bank. You'll never reget it.
2 female Boston terrier puppies, 7 wks old, perfect markings, 555-1234, leave mess.
Lost: Small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food, expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.
Dinner Special -- turkey $2.35; chicken or beef $2.25; children $2.00.
For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lovers.
Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
Vacation Special: Have your home exterminated.
If you think you’ve seen everything in Paris, visit the Père Lachaise Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Molière, Jean de la Fontaine and Chopin.
Illiterate? Write today for free help.
Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.
Wanted. Widower with school-aged children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.
Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
Semi-annual after-Christmas sale.
We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.
Used cars: why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, 8 size and fur collar.
Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.
Auto Repair Service. Free pickup and delivery. Try us once; you’ll never go anywhere again.
Stock up and save. Limit: One.
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.
Mount Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.
Man, honest. Will take anything.
Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does nor smoke or drink.
3-year-old teacher need for pre-school. Experience preferred.
