TO A CONTEST

A contest is a funny thing,
  You simply just can't beat it.
The money always goes to those
  Who simply just don't need it.




ON ROAD HOGS

All the traffic on the road,
They're all in such a rush.
  The noise they make is truly concertunial.
I've never seen so many folks
In such a blasted rush
  To see who's first to get to his own funeral!




DEEP THOUGHT #1

With the universe being
As great as it is,
Would we miss it
If it wasn't here?




WHY BE SAD?

I feel sorry for all the sad people
  Who sit and do nothing but pout.
With all the nice things all around us,
  There's nothing to be it about.




DEDUCTIVE REASONING

You'll never get lost,
Wherever you go,
  No matter how distant or far.
As long as you know
All the places you aren't,
  You always will know where you are.




PAYMENT DUE

People who borrow money say,
  "I'll see you tomorrow and pay you back then."
But you know you'll never see them until
  They want to borrow money again.

(Not to be reprinted or published without express permission of the author, Neil Simpson)

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