Phantòmon: The First Menace


Jarjartwo! I choose you! The saga begins with the debut of Jarjartwo, a bio-engineered Phantòmon created from the DNA of Jarjarbynx, the most destructive of all Phantòmon. As the Emperor's inSidious plans unfold, Jarjartwo lures the Jedi into a war of extermination -- battling clones of themselves!

Jarjarbynx, the Phantòmon Jarjartwo vs. Jarjarbynx. Phantòmon vs. Jedi. It's the Clone Wars that you've been waiting for... with the very future of the marketing world at stake!

Includes the special feature Anakin and His Flying Laboratory plus never-before-seen bonus footage: Where Jarjarbynx Came From, which takes place before the main feature.

A sneak preview of the second Phantòmon movie, Phantòmon: Second Stage Gungan is shown after the movie.



Copyright (C) 2000 by Joel Polowin. The images combine portions of images of the characters "Jar Jar Binks" and "Darth Sidious", (C) and (TM) by LucasFilm Inc., and of the "Jynx" Pokémon card, (C) and (TM) by Nintendo. This parody is not intended to make any claim on those works, which are wholly owned by their respective copyright holders. Permission is hereby granted to reproduce this material in any non-profit medium provided that its content is not altered and that this notice is appended. I would appreciate receiving a copy of any publication in which it appears: Joel Polowin / 18 Norice St. / Nepean, Ont. / CANADA / K2G 2X5 but remove the XYZZY - it's a little magic to baffle the spambots.

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