December 5-11 - The Ghost of Last Thursday
November 28-December 4 - Igloos and Spies but not Kim Basinger
November 21-27 - Mrs I's Narrow Escape
November 14-20 - A Huge Gin and Peanuts
November 7-13 - The President has ambrosia
October 31-November 6 - Catwoman, chocolate and four more years
October 24-30 - George and the ferocious three feet tall Genghis Khan
October 17-23 - The Margarine of Terror and Donald Rumsfeld's Tutu
October 10-16 - The Enormous Singing Tex Ritter Statue With Revolving Restaurant
October 3-9 - Hair and teeth
September 26-October 2 - The Voices from Beyond, or maybe Arizona
September 19-25 - Joker George and the International Teeth of Terror
September 12-18 - The president's world-famous erection
September 5-11 - The secret strategy and the general's hat
August 29-September 4 - The quiet screams of Donald Rumsfeld
August 22-28 - George versus the Axis of Insultation
August 15-21 - The many colours of Donald Rumsfeld
August 8-14 - The Curious Case of the Wayward Whistle
August 1-7 - George and the Amazing Technicolour Commander-in-Chief Suit
July 25-31 - The Squirrels of Terror and the Presidential Nuts
July 18-24 - George and the Amazing Brain Machine
July 11-17 - The Twins of Mass Distraction
July 4-10 - Oddjob and the Birthday Cake of Terror
June 27-July 3 - Remember the Armadillo!
June 20-26 - The mystery of the Jessica Molinsky pages
June 13-19 - Let loose the squirrels of war
June 6-12 - Whatever became of Doris Day?
May 30-June 5 - Attack of the Robocop Kangaroos
May 23-29 - Breaking the secrets of Ashcroft's grocery list
May 16-22 - Why won't they tell me anything?
May 9-15 - Worms, haggis and camouflaged underwear
May 2-8 - Making Rumsfeld sweat
April 25-May 1 - The Commission
April 18-24 - Waiting for Jordo
April 11-17 - Still no free toaster
April 4-10 - The Great Chocolate Bunny Mystery
March 28-April 3 - Don't mention the tank!
March 21-27 - A conspirassy unmasked?
March 14-20 - The president gets marinated
March 7-13 - Desperately seeking Chad
February 29-March 6 - Who ate the Super Tuesday pancakes?
February 22-28 - Bring it on!
February 15-21 - Where's my President Cake?
February 8-14 - The War President
February 1-7 - Where are them WMDs?
January 25-31 - A Sea of Troubles
January 18-24 - State of the Union
January 11-17 - Mars or bust
January 4-10 - Blame the terrorists
December 28 2003 - January 3 2004 - New Year Resiglutions
December 21-27 2003 - Yippee, it's Chrismass!
December 14-20 2003 - After the capture of Saddam
December 7-13 2003 - The President prepares for Christmas
State Visit to UK 2003