Technician Troubleshooting Flow Chart

(Note: you may think that this is a joke, but it really works)

                       +---------+
                       |  Start  |
                       +---------+
                            |
                            V
            Yes       +------------+      No
      +---------------|  Does The  |---------------+
      |               | Damn Thing |               |
      V               |    Work?   |               V
+------------+        +------------+        +--------------+  No
| Don't Fuck |                              | Did You Fuck |-----+
| With It    |                              |   With It?   |     |
+------------+                              +--------------+     |
      |                                            |             |
      |                                            | Yes         |
      |                                            V             |
      |  +------+     +-------------+       +----------------+   |
      |  | Hide |  No | Does Anyone |<------| You Dumb Shit! |   |
      |  |  It  |<----|    Know?    |       +----------------+   |
      |  +------+     +-------------+                            |
      |      |               |                                   |
      |      |               V                                   |
      |      |        +-------------+       +-------------+      |
      |      |        |   You Poor  |  Yes  |  Will You   |      |
      |      |        |   Bastard   |<------| Catch Hell? |<-----+
      |      |        +-------------+       +-------------+
      |      |               |                     |
      |      |               |                     |  No
      |      |               V                     V
      |      V        +-------------+       +---------------+ 
      +-------------->|    Stop     |<------| "Shit Can" It |
                      +-------------+       +---------------+

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Neil Rieck
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