A Play for Children
First performed in the summer of 1984 by the Casa Loma Players, at Casa Loma in Toronto, Ontario (Canada) with the following cast:
Rain Cloud --- Mary Lawlis
Laughing Water --- Ray Louter
Nanabozho --- Duncan Ollerenshaw
Deer Woman --- Ellen Cohen
Raven Wing --- Michael Connolly
Produced and directed by Ash Moorhouse
The acting area is defined by a circular patchwork carpet placed before a screen or curtain. The actors seat the audience on three sides of this area, with two aisles. When all is ready, they disappear behind the screen. The sound effects person begins the show with a drum-beat, and Rain Cloud enters, crying miserably.
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LAUGHING WATER
[Following her] Rain Cloud, Rain Cloud, always raining! What are you crying about now?
RAIN CLOUD
Nanabozho pushed me down. He hates me.
LAUGHING WATER
[Laughing] No, he doesn't. He pushes me down all the time, and he doesn't hate me. He just likes to push. I guess that makes us push-overs.
RAIN CLOUD
You're laughing at me.
LAUGHING WATER
No, I'm not. [He laughs in spite of himself, and she pushes him down] Hey! Who's pushing now? I can't help laughing. It's funny. Sorry!
RAIN CLOUD
Laughing Water never stops laughing. Even when he cuts his thumb pounding the flint arrowheads, he laughs. I think he's kookoosh! Crazy!
LAUGHING WATER
I think Rain Cloud is kookoosh to be raining tears all day. It's time to be happy. Look at all the people come to hear the story-tellers. I wonder what kind of story it will be?
RAIN CLOUD
Nanabozho says it's going to be a Nanabozho story. His story! He's been bragging about it all morning. He says he dreamt it, and told his dream to Raven Wing and Deer Woman. He says they're going to make it into a story for us. He's such a boaster.
LAUGHING WATER
Really? A Nanabozho story? That's great!
RAIN CLOUD
That's what he says. If you can trust him.
LAUGHING WATER
[To audience] Nanabozho was the first man of all the People.
RAIN CLOUD
And Blue Sky Woman was the first woman. She was as beautiful as the sky at dawn. And her eyes sparkled like the stars.
LAUGHING WATER
The first Nanabozho was a real hero, not like our bossy old Nanabozho. Our Nanabozho's just a kid like us. The first Nanabozho was strong and brave, and he had powerful magic. He could see by the light of the moon and the stars, and hunt the great bear and the moose all by himself. He could track the deep forests and never get lost. And everything he caught he brought to Blue Sky Woman, and laid it at her feet. Our Nanabozho's just pushy.
RAIN CLOUD
He gives nice presents when someone has a birthday, though.
LAUGHING WATER
He never brought a present to lay at the feet of Rain Cloud, did he?
RAIN CLOUD
That's all you know about it. He brought me a fine deerskin just the other day, and a rabbit skin, pure white. I'm making him a new quiver for his arrows. And slippers.
LAUGHING WATER
Slippers? Out of bunnies? Bunny slippers? Nanabozho's going to wear bunny slippers?
RAIN CLOUD
Rabbit slippers. They'll be very nice.
LAUGHING WATER
Ha, ha! Nanabozho loves Rain Cloud! Nanabozho loves Rain Cloud! He brings her presents and she makes him slippers! [Rain Cloud starts to wail again] Oh, leaky teepee, now she's crying again. [He tries to comfort her] Sorry, Rain Cloud, I was only teasing.
RAIN CLOUD
Go away! You boys are all alike, you're so mean! [Looking around] Where is he, anyway? [To audience] Have you seen Nanabozho? All he's done is yack and yack about his stupid story all day, and now he isn't even here.
LAUGHING WATER
Yeah. Usually he gets here first, and hides, and then jumps out at us with a tomahawk and scares us half to death. Like this! [He jumps at RAIN CLOUD and frightens her --- she wails again] Oh, gopher guts, I've done it again! This is hopeless!
RAIN CLOUD
I'm telling Nanabozho that you made me cry, and he's going to beat you up!
LAUGHING WATER
Oh, yeah? Go ahead and try! I'll shoot you!
RAIN CLOUD
No, you won't. That's out of bounds. Your father would take away your bow and arrows.
LAUGHING WATER
I'll cut you full of holes with my knife.
RAIN CLOUD
Knives are for skinning.
LAUGHING WATER
Right! I'll skin you!
RAIN CLOUD
Oh, yeah? Skinning is women's work. [Chanting] Laughing Water wants to do women's work, women's work, women's work! [LAUGHING WATER wails mockingly] Don't you make fun of me! [He laughs, and she chases him around the back of the audience --- suddenly they see Nanabozho coming] Look! Here comes Nanabozho!
LAUGHING WATER
Let's hide, and then we can scare him! [They hide in among the audience] Duck down behind the bushes!
NANABOZHO
[Entering to the sound of a drum-beat] Hey, where is everybody? I thought I was late. [RAIN CLOUD & LAUGHING WATER jump out roaring --- NANABOZHO is startled, but immediately roars back and scares them in return] Hah! [To audience] I can roar louder than anybody!
LAUGHING WATER
Oh, yeah? [To audience] Come on, let's show him. Let's all roar together! [Everyone roars]
NANABOZHO
That's right, gang up on me. But we'd better be quiet. The story-tellers will think we're being disrespectful. You know what happens then. No stories! [LAUGHING WATER, pleased with their efforts, gets the audience to roar again] Laughing Water! Come on! If we misbehave, they won't tell us the story, and this time it's my story!
LAUGHING WATER
Yeah, yeah, we know. It's your dream, and you told it to them, and they said they'd make it into a story for us today.
NANABOZHO
[To audience] Yeah! It's all about ME!
RAIN CLOUD
I thought you said you dreamt about the real Nanabozho.
NANABOZHO
I'm real.
RAIN CLOUD
The first Nanabozho.
NANABOZHO
Well, it was my dream, so it's about me, too. I was dreaming that I was Nanabozho.
LAUGHING WATER
You are Nanabozho.
NANABOZHO
No, the first Nanabozho.
LAUGHING WATER
I'm getting all confused.
RAIN CLOUD
Don't talk to him and maybe he'll go away.
NANABOZHO
If I go away, there won't be any story.
RAIN CLOUD
Why not?
NANABOZHO
'Cause I get to help tell it. In fact, we all do. That's what Raven Wing and Deer Woman said.
RAIN CLOUD
Me, too?
NANABOZHO
Yes. Nanabozho, and Rain Cloud [he looks at LAUGHING WATER and pauses for effect], and I guess we'll have to let Laughing Water join in, too. [LAUGHING WATER jumps and laughs for joy, and joins them] In fact, everybody gets to join in. Isn't that great?
RAIN CLOUD & LAUGHING WATER
Hooray! That's great! Yay!
NANABOZHO
We'd better hurry up. They'll be here soon. We have to warm up the story circle.
RAIN CLOUD
[To audience] We need some volunteers. Would anyone like to help us?
LAUGHING WATER
[He and RAIN CLOUD choose three children from each section of the audience --- if the audience is not too big, all of them can join in] Come into the circle and stamp your feet. We have to wake up the story spirits. They love to hear our stories. [Everyone stamps]
RAIN CLOUD
Not too hard. We want to wake them up gently, or they'll be grouchy.
NANABOZHO
[In a rhythm] Stamp, stamp, stamp.
RAIN CLOUD
Wake up, spirits.
LAUGHING WATER
Come and hear our story.
NANABOZHO
Stamp, stamp, stamp.
RAIN CLOUD
Wake up, spirits.
LAUGHING WATER
I hope it's really gory!
RAIN CLOUD
[To LAUGHING WATER] No!
NANABOZHO
Now let's clap up in the air. To wake up the sky spirits.
RAIN CLOUD
This we can do loud. They're way up there!
NANABOZHO
[Again in a rhythm] Clap, clap, clap.
LAUGHING WATER
[Shouting] Wake up, sky.
RAIN CLOUD
Come and hear our story.
NANABOZHO
Clap, clap, clap.
LAUGHING WATER
Wake up, sky.
RAIN CLOUD
[Cupping her hands around her mouth and whispering loudly to the sky] But let's not make it gory!
LAUGHING WATER
[Hearing her, and whispering to the sky, too] Yes! Gory! I love gory stories!
NANABOZHO
There! We're all set!
RAIN CLOUD
[To the children who have been helping] Now, let's sit down again in our places.
LAUGHING WATER
[Helping RAIN CLOUD to seat the children] We have to wait for the story-tellers now.
NANABOZHO
Raven Wing.
RAIN CLOUD
And Deer Woman.
NANABOZHO
Quiet, everybody. We need to let them know we're ready. Let's beat a rhythm on the ground. [He demonstrates for the other actors and the audience] Here they come! [A drum-beat picks up the rhythm, and from behind the audience RAVEN WING & DEER WOMAN enter --- in the centre of the circle they turn and bow gravely, then disappear behind the screen --- the other actors keep the rhythm going]
LAUGHING WATER
This is so exciting! Hee, hee, hee! I think I've got the giggles.
RAIN CLOUD
Shhh!!! No giggling!
RAVEN WING
[We hear his voice from behind the screen]
Before all was, before the sun and moon,
Before the land and the waters, all was Sky.
[He appears above the screen, wearing a half-mask and carrying a feathered staff]
From Sky came the roaring winds
Until Sky swallowed them up again.
There was no day.
There was no night.
There were no stars to shed their light.
Nothing shadowed.
Nothing bright.
Until Sky opened up his eyes.
CHORUS: NANABOZHO, RAIN CLOUD & LAUGHING WATER
Ooohhh.
Father Sky was all alone.
He sang the first song of Father Sky.
DEER WOMAN
[Enters from around the side of the screen, also wearing a half-mask --- on the palms of her hands are painted green and red circles, one on each palm]
I am Earth Woman.
I grew heavy and round.
I sank down to the depths of the Sky.
RAVEN WING
I did not see her.
I felt lonely and sad.
My eyes filled with tears.
They fell down on Earth Woman
And made the great water.
DEER WOMAN
On the water I floated up,
My lands rose and shaped the waters.
The lakes and streams were my children,
And I held them in my lap.
CHORUS
Ooohhhh.
Earth Woman,
Mother of us all.
DEER WOMAN
My one hand is green.
I scoop up water with it,
And all the plants are born.
My other hand is red,
I dip it into the water,
And scatter the drops.
All the animals are born.
CHORUS
But then Earth Woman looked up, and saw Father Sky.
RAVEN WING
I soared above her,
And saw how beautiful she was.
I wept for joy.
My tears fell again, and became the rain.
They cooled the burning in my heart.
CHORUS
Love burned in his breast,
And the sun was born.
RAVEN WING
[Raises his other hand, which holds an emblem of the sun]
The sun of my love warmed her face,
And the winds of my devotion dried her cheeks.
The grass grew, and the green-sprouting trees.
They became her clothing.
The streams and rivers decked her out
Like bracelets of quartz and beads of amber.
I smiled to look at her, and said:
CHORUS
I love you!
DEER WOMAN
And I smiled back, and said:
CHORUS
I love you!
From Sky Father and Earth Mother
Come all the People
But the first to be born was Nanabozho!
NANABOZHO
[Aside, and jumping for joy] That's ME!!!
RAIN CLOUD & LAUGHING WATER
[Aside, and pulling him down] Shhh!!!
RAVEN WING
Nanabozho!
The first-born.
Great leader of the People.
[He gestures to DEER WOMAN, who hands out a Nanabozho mask, and then a Blue Sky Woman mask, to NANABOZHO & RAIN CLOUD]
Blue Sky Woman,
Second-born,
Great healer of the People.
DEER WOMAN
My daughter,
The fair one,
The mother of all People.
RAVEN WING
As we are father and mother of all that is,
So Nanabozho and Blue Sky Woman
Were father and mother
Of all the People
Their story is told
Wherever the wind blows.
[He disappears behind the screen]
DEER WOMAN
[Dismayed]
Alas, alas, where are you going?
Why do you leave me, Sky Father, blowing
Away like the winds?
RAVEN WING
[Leaping out from behind the screen with a cry, to a drum-beat]
I am restless, I am twisting and turning.
My heart is empty, then filled with yearning.
You reach out to hug me, to keep me from leaving,
But I don't care if I leave you grieving.
DEER WOMAN
Aiee, aiee, your promise is broken,
What are these words that you have spoken?
You won't stay by me, you must be off roaming,
To the shores of the seas where the white waves are foaming?
RAVEN WING
I long to hunt the stag and the bear,
And track the wolverine back to his lair.
I long to dive where the salmon are flashing,
Where the waves are salty and the breakers are crashing.
DEER WOMAN
You love someone else.
RAVEN WING
I love only you.
DEER WOMAN
Then why do you leave me?
RAVEN WING
To bring gifts back to you.
DEER WOMAN
Go, then, go --- but the children stay here.
RAVEN WING
But I want them with me, to hunt and to track.
DEER WOMAN
If I keep them here, I know you'll come back.
RAVEN WING
The sun in my heart is now hot with displeasure.
DEER WOMAN
You cannot take my only treasure.
RAVEN WING
Now I grow angry with Mother Earth!
DEER WOMAN
And I with you!
Feel me grow heavy, feel me grow cold,
Feel me grow wasted, feel me grow old.
Nothing beautiful will thrive anymore,
If you leave me, I'll fall sick and sore.
RAVEN WING
My heart, the sun, burns hot with hate.
I must be free, not bound by fate.
You cannot hold me from what I must do,
The sky for me, the earth for you.
[The sound of thunder, and he exits behind the screen]
DEER WOMAN
He's left me!
CHORUS
Where did he go?
DEER WOMAN
My heart fails me, my rivers all dry up,
The forests are dry as tinder,
They are burning up.
My eyes can't see for the blowing smoke,
There's darkness all around,
And storm winds fan the flames ---
The trees crash with a terrible sound.
Sky Father, Sky Father, help me!
I think I'm going to faint!
Don't let me fall on the dirty ground,
Don't let me ... aaahhh!
[She screams and falls to the ground --- no reaction from RAVEN WING --- she rises again]
How do you like that? Oh, he makes me so mad! Letting me fall like that. Oh, I could just ... just ... go down to the Great Lake and drink it all up! Men! I think I got all muddy. I must be a sight. That's why he hates me. I've gotten all ugly! [To audience] Is that it? Am I ugly? Here, let me see, I need to look into this pond. Water, be still, I want to see my reflection. Only yesterday he said I was as lovely as the flowers on the trees. I couldn't have turned hideous in one single night, could I? Let me see. [She bends over "pond"]
LAUGHING WATER
[Has put on a toad hand-puppet, and crouches in one aisle] I think you're beauuuuu-tiful.
DEER WOMAN
Oh, who's that?
LAUGHING WATER
Me.
DEER WOMAN
What kind of me? I can't see you.
LAUGHING WATER
Over here, on this rock. [Using an audience member's head]
DEER WOMAN
Oh, ugh, a toad. Sometimes I wish I hadn't made you toads. You are so ugly.
LAUGHING WATER
And you are so beauuuu-tiful.
DEER WOMAN
Do you think so?
LAUGHING WATER
You are the most deliciously delicious thing I've ever seen in my whole life. Are you edible?
DEER WOMAN
Of course I'm not edible. You can't eat me. You're nowhere near big enough.
LAUGHING WATER
That's okay. You're too beautiful to eat. I could gaze at you always. Are you a goddess?
DEER WOMAN
As a matter of fact, I am. I'm Earth Woman. I made all the creatures, including you creepy, hoppy ones.
LAUGHING WATER
Well, thank you very much. Now that I've met such a scrumptious-looking goddess, my life has been blessed. Why, you're more beautiful than a dragonfly! And they are the loveliest, juiciest, tastiest things in the whole wide world.
DEER WOMAN
Oh, I'm not beautiful anymore. I'm ugly.
LAUGHING WATER
Why do you think you are ugly? You don't look like a toad to me.
DEER WOMAN
Sky Father doesn't love me. He always leaves me poking around the teepee, while he goes off hunting and roaming around and getting into mischief. He's a terrible influence on the children, too. He's turning them both into scalawags.
LAUGHING WATER
Oh! Are they ugly, too?
DEER WOMAN
Who, the children? How dare you!
LAUGHING WATER
No, the scalawags.
DEER WOMAN
Oh. Yes. Scalawags are hideous. Completely and utterly hideous.
LAUGHING WATER
Gee, I'd like to meet a scalawag some day.
DEER WOMAN
Whatever for?
LAUGHING WATER
It'd be nice to meet something uglier than me. It gets kind of lonely being a toad. Nobody wants to be friends. They won't even talk to me. I'm too hideous.
DEER WOMAN
Well, I'm talking to you. [She gingerly strokes his head]
LAUGHING WATER
Yes, but do you like it?
DEER WOMAN
[Her hand feels sticky] Uh ... it's not so bad.
LAUGHING WATER
I sure like talking to you, oh beautiful, yummy goddess. But why are you so sad?
DEER WOMAN
Sky Father doesn't love me anymore. He always goes off and leaves me all alone.
LAUGHING WATER
All alone?
DEER WOMAN
And crying.
LAUGHING WATER
Crying?
DEER WOMAN
Crying, and getting uglier.
LAUGHING WATER
As ugly as me?
DEER WOMAN
[Rapping him over the head] Not that ugly.
LAUGHING WATER
Ow! With nothing to do but clobber toads!
DEER WOMAN
Yes!
LAUGHING WATER
It's awful!
DEER WOMAN
Awful! [They both wail]
LAUGHING WATER
Then why don't you keep him here with you?
DEER WOMAN
I can't. He's too strong. Even my mountains can't pin him down. He slips away on those pesky winds of his.
LAUGHING WATER
Oh, that's funny. The yummy goddess is a funny goddess. Sky Father too strong for Earth Woman. Ho ho ho.
DEER WOMAN
I don't see anything so funny.
LAUGHING WATER
As if you don't know how to take away Sky Father's strength.
DEER WOMAN
I don't.
LAUGHING WATER
You don't? But you're a goddess. I thought ... uh, oh. I think I just made a boo-boo.
DEER WOMAN
Tell me.
LAUGHING WATER
Uhhh ... it's getting to be lunch-time. I could sure use a bug or two ...
DEER WOMAN
One move, Toad, and you're dead. Squished flat! Now tell me!
LAUGHING WATER
Oh, dear. Will you grant me a favour if I do?
DEER WOMAN
What's that?
LAUGHING WATER
Make me a lady toad to be my wife. I'm terribly lonely.
DEER WOMAN
Didn't I do that already?
LAUGHING WATER
No, you must have forgotten. In the rush of creation. We're easy to miss, we toads.
DEER WOMAN
All right then, Wee Toad, I will.
LAUGHING WATER
[Looking around among the audience] Where is she? Where is she? Mrs. Toad, where are you?
DEER WOMAN
I'll make her after you tell me.
LAUGHING WATER
Oh. Muskrats!
DEER WOMAN
Tell me, you miserable excuse for a blob of mud, or I really will squish you.
LAUGHING WATER
Don't squish me, please don't squish me! I'll tell you! If you squish me, Mrs. Toad won't like me one bit! It's his staff. His thunder staff. His lightning bolt. If you take that away from him, half his power is gone.
DEER WOMAN
Wonderful! Glorious! Fabulous! Oh, you wonderful toad, you!
LAUGHING WATER
Uhh ... Earth Woman, ma'am ... tasty goddess lady ...
DEER WOMAN
Joy! Bliss! Now I'll get back at him!
LAUGHING WATER
If you'll excuse me ... [He nudges her arm]
DEER WOMAN
What? Stop bothering me, you pest.
LAUGHING WATER
Sorry to interrupt, but, if you don't mind ... my Mrs. Toad ... you did promise ... and then I'll hop right away and never bother you again.
DEER WOMAN
Right, right ... [She waves one hand negligently in the air] There you go.
LAUGHING WATER
Where? Where is she? I can't see her.
DEER WOMAN
Let me see. She's about seventeen miles --- that way.
LAUGHING WATER
Seventeen miles? Seventeen miles? What ever happened to kilometers?
DEER WOMAN
They haven't been invented yet.
LAUGHING WATER
Oh. But seventeen --- do you know how many toad-hops that is?
DEER WOMAN
Yes. About three hundred and fifty thousand. Better get hopping before I change my mind about making a wife for such an icky-looking creature. [To herself] Now, then ...
LAUGHING WATER
[Aside to audience] Hee, hee, hee! It worked. I tricked her. Oh, how I love to make mischief. Nobody can take away Sky Father's staff. She'll get her fingers fried right off! Hoo, hoo!
DEER WOMAN
Hmmm. How do I get that staff away from Sky Father? That's the hard part. Oh, I know. I'll get him to fall asleep. But I don't think he does sleep. Oh well, there's always a first time for everything. I'll make a magic sleep. Yes, that's it! I'll call my flock of mourning doves, and they'll coo him to sleep. [To audience] Here, dovies. Here, my little lovie-dovies. Come to your mother. Let me hear you coo, my precious sweeties. Coo for Earth Woman. Coo! [RAIN CLOUD & NANABOZHO help] Oh, that's just perfect! Now then, keep nice and quiet until I give you the signal. Oh, Sky Father! Sky Father! Are you ready to go hunting now?
RAVEN WING
[From behind the screen] Yes! And you're not going to stop me!
DEER WOMAN
I wouldn't dream of it! Don't forget to take your thunder staff, dear.
RAVEN WING
[Still off] I won't. I've got it right here.
DEER WOMAN
How about your birch-bark bottle? Would you like me to fill it full of water for you? [RAVEN WING tosses it over the screen] Oh, the nasty brute! Did you see how he just threw it at me? [She mimes filling it] Here it is, darling, all ready for you. [RAVEN WING enters from behind the screen --- DEER WOMAN signals to the audience] Quick now, coo! Coo, everybody!
RAVEN WING
[Stops and begins to yawn and stretch] Holy smokes, why do I feel so funny? Why am I opening my mouth like this? Everyone will see my tonsils. It's disgusting. But I feel so woozy. And weary. Sort of like I'm ... wilting. I can't keep my arms down. My head is so heavy. What's wrong with me?
DEER WOMAN
You're getting sleepy [She gestures to keep the audience cooing through all of this].
RAVEN WING
Oh. I've never done that before. Is it fun?
DEER WOMAN
Loads of fun. Just lie down, and nod right off. That's a good boy.
RAVEN WING
No, but I think I'll sit down for a minute. I need a rest.
DEER WOMAN
[To audience] More cooing. I think we've got him!
RAVEN WING
Maybe I will lie down.
DEER WOMAN
That's it. [To audience] A little more.
RAVEN WING
[Succumbing to the spell] Ho, hum. [He falls asleep, and DEER WOMAN reaches for his staff, but just as she touches it, he jerks awake] Who's that? What?
DEER WOMAN
It's only me. Earth Woman. And my little mourning doves. Aren't they sweet? Don't they coo nicely? Coo for Daddy, dovies. Listen to them, aren't they darling?
RAVEN WING
[Falls asleep again] Ho, hum. [DEER WOMAN tries again to get the staff, but again he wakes up] Doggone it, this ground is the hardest, lumpiest ground I ever slept on!
DEER WOMAN
Honey, sweetie baby, it's the only ground you've ever slept on. You've never slept before. But you'll get used to it. Why, all the animals, and all the People, they've been doing it for years. You'll see. The longer you sleep, the softer it will feel.
RAVEN WING
How can I get to sleep with all that racket going on?
DEER WOMAN
What racket, my darling?
RAVEN WING
All those goo-goo things!
DEER WOMAN
You mean my cooers? Those are my doves, my sweet little dovies, singing you to sleep.
RAVEN WING
Yeah, well, you can tell them to pipe down. There's people trying to sleep here.
DEER WOMAN
[She gestures for the cooing to stop, and RAVEN WING curls up to sleep, with one leg over his staff, and his head on DEER WOMAN's lap --- he begins to snore]
Sleep as deep as the ocean.
Sleep as soft as eiderdown.
Sleep until I tell you.
[The snoring bothers her]
And don't make a sound!
[With a gesture, DEER WOMAN stops his snoring, and then carefully gets up, leaving his head suspended in mid-air --- she notices, and pushes it down till it is on the ground --- then she notices that his leg is pinning down the staff, so she rolls him off --- his bent leg stays rigid and sticks up --- she pushes it down flat] There! At last! Now I've got his staff! [She seizes it, and there is the sound of thunder and the beat of a drum as the energy in the staff courses through her --- she convulses and jumps about, unable to control it or even to let it go]
LAUGHING WATER
[From the sidelines] Fried her fingers! Fried her fingers! Hee, hee, hee!
DEER WOMAN
Help! Get it away from me! Get it away! Sky Father! Sky Father! Wake up and help me!
RAVEN WING
[Waking up suddenly, and jumping up] What are you doing? Let go of my staff!
DEER WOMAN
I can't! It's burning me! Ow, ow, ow!
RAVEN WING
Foolish woman! [He gestures, and she drops it with a scream, and then faints --- RAVEN WING picks up his staff to a sound of thunder, begins to exit, turns back and gestures with the staff to another sound of thunder, and then leaves behind the screen]
CHORUS: NANABOZHO, RAIN CLOUD & LAUGHING WATER
Sky Father is angry, his thunder is growling.
The clouds are black and the winds are howling.
NANABOZHO
Now the sun burns hot, and the rivers shrink.
RAIN CLOUD
The forests dry up with nothing to drink.
LAUGHING WATER
[Aside --- still as toad] Maybe Sky Father should see a shrink!
NANABOZHO
Look, the fish! They're all gasping and dying!
RAIN CLOUD
And all the birds! Away they are flying!
LAUGHING WATER
[Aside] I hope that doesn't include the dragonflies!
CHORUS
Sky Father, Earth Woman, please don't fight!
Sky Father, Earth Woman, you're making us frightened!
The one is so angry, the other so sad,
Everything good has suddenly gone bad.
LAUGHING WATER
[Aside] Yeah, like sour milk. Or moldy cheese. Or dead beetles. Yuck! I'm making myself sick!
CHORUS
Sky Father, Earth Woman, do not forsake us!
Sky Father, Earth Woman, do not forsake us!
[A drum sound effect marks the end of this section]
NANABOZHO
There! That's how the story begins! That's how I dreamt it. Raven Wing was playing Sky Father, and Deer Woman played Earth Woman. [RAVEN WING enters from behind the screen, no longer wearing his mask, and DEER WOMAN gets up, removing hers] Now it's my turn. I get to play Nanabozho, the first Nanabozho. [To the others] How do you like it so far?
LAUGHING WATER
{Taking off hand puppet] I didn't know I was going to play a toad. But he was pretty neat ... for a toad. A real mischief-maker. That's my kind of toad.
RAIN CLOUD
Deer Woman, I've got a question. All this came from Nanabozho's dream, right? Well, what are dreams, anyway? Are they good for you? Sometimes I have dreams that frighten me.
LAUGHING WATER
I had a dream! I dreamt I was a big old grizzly bear, and I ate you up! [He roars and jumps at RAIN CLOUD]
RAIN CLOUD
That is so feeble. [To audience] Come on, everyone, let's show him how to roar! [They roar, and LAUGHING WATER falls to his knees with his hands over his ears] There. But, you know, it's funny. One of my scary dreams did have a bear in it. I dreamt I was out in the woods all by myself, and along came a mother bear with her two cubs. I knew I should never get near the bear cubs, and especially not to get between the cubs and their mother, but they came bounding right over to me. Then the mother bear came running, and growling really fiercely, and I was so scared. I thought she'd kill me.
NANABOZHO
So what did you do?
RAIN CLOUD
I pretended I was a bear cub, too. I rolled around with the other cubs and made little noises. Like this. [She demonstrates, and NANABOZHO & LAUGHING WATER join in] The mother bear gave us fish to eat. It was raw! And we hunted for berries. They were delicious. [They mime picking berries from the audience's noses, ears, etc.] But all the time I was worried that she'd notice that I wasn't one of her babies. I didn't have any fur. Then we curled up together to sleep, and I got colder and colder. I tried to cover myself up with leaves and grass, but they kept slipping away. Suddenly I woke up! I was in my own bed. I'd kicked all my covers off! So what does that mean, Raven Wing? Am I going to run into a bear sometime soon?
RAVEN WING
Perhaps your kindred spirit is the bear. Perhaps you will always have a special relationship with bear spirits, and they will teach you some of their magic. But it is better not to chatter too much about such things. If you don't take them seriously, you will never gain their power.
NANABOZHO
Does that mean we shouldn't be telling the story of my dream?
RAVEN WING
Yours is another kind of dream, Nanabozho. It is a good magic dream, that brings good fortune to the People. That is why we are acting it out for all to see and hear. When everyone joins in, that increases the power of the magic.
NANABOZHO
So what happens next?
DEER WOMAN
Don't you remember? It's your dream, after all.
NANABOZHO
Oh, that's right! Let me think ...
LAUGHING WATER
[Aside to audience] Ha, ha, ha. I bet he can't remember it.
NANABOZHO
Uh ... Earth Woman tried to steal the Thunder Staff, and Sky Father took it back. Then what?
LAUGHING WATER
You've already forgotten the best part. Me! The toad!
NANABOZHO
Oh, yeah, the toad. And then ...?
LAUGHING WATER
[To audience] That's it? "Oh, yeah ..."? I thought I was a great toad. [Indicating the audience to the other actors] Ask them. Wasn't I a good toad?
NANABOZHO
How can I remember things when you're bugging me? [LAUGHING WATER croaks, and gets audience to croak with him] Oh, you horrible toads. Be quiet! I'm trying to think!
LAUGHING WATER
Yeah, you're thinking so hard, your brain smells like burning buffalo patties.
NANABOZHO
Oh, I know! Father Sky goes far away, after his fight with Earth Woman, and he takes all the storms with him --- the windstorms, the thunderstorms, and the rainstorms. With no rain, everything begins to dry up. All the plants and animals are dying! Forest fires are burning in all directions. Even the great lakes shrivel up into tiny little ponds. So all the People gather together in a great pow-wow. They make offerings to the Great Spirit. But He does not answer them. Their good fortune has deserted them. The sun shoots sharp, hot arrows. The earth dries up and cracks. The winds blow stinging dust. People begin to die. No one knows what to do. Then the People raise up their voices to Blue Sky Woman. [He picks up her mask] "Help us, Mother of the People!" And Blue Sky Woman says, "If you want help, call Nanabozho!" I'll play him. Gee, we need someone to play Blue Sky Woman. How about you, Rain Cloud?
RAIN CLOUD
Who, me? Oh, no! I wouldn't know what to say! [LAUGHING WATER laughs at her]
NANABOZHO
Well, who else is there? We can't have Laughing Water playing Blue Sky Woman. He'll just make a joke of the whole thing.
LAUGHING WATER
Yeah, me, let me play her, I'll be serious, honest I will.
NANABOZHO
Oh, sure. You don't know how to be serious. Your mother says you were born laughing.
RAIN CLOUD
[Pointing to audience] How about one of them? [RAIN CLOUD & NANABOZHO choose someone from the audience]
NANABOZHO
Don't worry about thinking up what to say. I'll whisper it to you when it's time. [They put the Blue Sky Woman mask onto the child] So, all the People said ... come on, Laughing Water ... they said "Help us, Blue Sky Woman!" And she said [whispering to child], "If you want help, call Nanabozho." [The child repeats the line] But the People said [prompting the audience and the other actors], "Nobody's seen him." [They repeat the line] And she said [prompting child in short phrases through the line], "He's gone to the Sacred Mountain. He's climbed to the top of the cliff. He's praying for a dream." When all the People heard that, they said [prompting the audience again], "Let's go there and find him!" So Blue Sky Woman led the People on a journey to the Sacred Mountain. [He takes the Blue Sky Woman mask off the child] There, you can be one of the People again, 'cause the journey's lots of fun. Come on, Rain Cloud, you be Blue Sky Woman now, and lead us to the Sacred Mountain.
RAIN CLOUD
Okay. [She puts on the mask] First, we've got to get ready. We need to fill our birch-bark bottles with water. [All of the following is mimed and adlibbed, to some degree, with the audience] Now, let's pack up some food. What kind have you got? How about pickles? Ketchup? [Etc.]
LAUGHING WATER
[Having joined in] What about bows and arrows, and tomahawks?
RAIN CLOUD
Oh, yes, bring those! We might run into that mama bear I dreamt about! Come on, everybody, for the first part we'll take our canoes. Everyone get in. Let's paddle! [Each actor mans a different canoe, and once the paddling begins it turns into a race, which one canoe wins with lots of "hoorays"] Okay, now we have to hike. Let's get out of our canoes. Don't slip!
LAUGHING WATER
We'd better turn them over on these rocks, so they don't get full of water if we get the rains to come back. [They all mime doing this]
NANABOZHO
Okay, here's the part where we can't take everybody charging up to the Sacred Mountain, because Nanabozho would get angry, and then he'd never help us. [To audience] So I want you to guard all our stuff, here, but I need a few really brave kids to come with us, in case of bears and things. [He chooses one or more kids from each section of the audience] Okay. Laughing Water, you know this part of the country pretty well, will you lead us to the foot of the Sacred Mountain?
LAUGHING WATER
Sure. That's easy. Well, it's sort of tough, and sort of tricky, but it's easy, too.
RAIN CLOUD
What are you talking about?
LAUGHING WATER
It's a tough hike, and there are tricky bits, like getting over a dried-up stream bed, but it's not all that difficult because you can't get lost. See? [Pointing off] The mountain's right there. You can see it the whole time, so you know where you're going. That's the easy part.
NANABOZHO
Then let's go!
LAUGHING WATER
[Leading the group of actors and chosen kids around the back of the audience] Here we go! Careful, don't let the branches hit you in the face. We have to go up this hill, now. Here's the dried-up stream I told you about. It's still pretty muddy. We have to jump across on the rocks. [He does, and the rest follow] Oh, boy, that was great! I think we could use a drink of water. Get out your birch-bark bottles. Ooh, [slapping at bugs], looks like the mosquitoes are still alive, let's get out of here. [He leads group down an aisle onto acting area] Uh, oh, here's a cliff, did anybody bring rope? [He asks the kids that are with them --- they will have rope]
RAIN CLOUD
What are you going to do?
LAUGHING WATER
[Pointing across acting area as if "up" to the top of the cliff] We need one or two people to climb up the cliff and tie the ropes to those trees. Then the rest of us who don't climb so well can get up. [To the kids with them] Does anyone want to help me? [He picks one or two] Okay, make sure you have your ropes, and remember, be careful, because if we slip, we fall. Here we go. [He adlibs this as they "climb", on their stomachs, across the patchwork of the carpeted acting area, almost slip, help each other out, get over tricky parts, etc.] Hey, we did it! That's great! Now we have to tie our ropes to the trees [He mimes this and gets the other climbers to do the same], and now we throw the other ends down the cliff. Rain Cloud, catch! There, now the rest of you can climb up. [They begin to "climb" with RAIN CLOUD --- once most are across, LAUGHING WATER suddenly spies smoke off in the distance] Whoa! Look! Smoke! I think it's a forest fire! Can you smell it? It's blowing this way. We'd better cut around it. [He leads them around the back of the audience again, in the opposite direction]
RAIN CLOUD
[Looking behind her] Look out! Here comes a bear!
NANABOZHO
Get out your bows and arrows!
RAIN CLOUD
No, don't shoot, he's only running from the forest fire, just like us. He won't hurt us.
DEER WOMAN
But here comes a wolverine, straight for us! He's attacking!
RAVEN WING
Shoot, shoot! [They all do]
NANABOZHO
I got him! I got him!
LAUGHING WATER
No, I did!
NANABOZHO
It's my arrow! See? [Mimes pulling out arrow and examining it] Oh, gee, it isn't.
LAUGHING WATER
[Inspecting the "arrow"] It isn't mine, either.
NANABOZHO
[To one of accompanying kids] Hey! It's yours! Good shot!
LAUGHING WATER
[Aside to audience] How do you like that? He's only a kid, and he got the wolverine!
RAIN CLOUD
I'm sorry we had to kill it, though.
DEER WOMAN
I think we should bury it, not just leave it for the other animals to eat.
RAIN CLOUD
Yes, let's bury it. [To audience] Did anyone bring along their digging sticks? We can use our hands, too. Let's dig a big hole for the wolverine. [To NANABOZHO & LAUGHING WATER] Come on, you guys, roll it over here. Now let's cover it up with earth. [They mime rolling the dead animal over to the grave, dropping it in and covering it up, with help from the audience]
RAVEN WING
Smell that smoke. I think the forest fire is catching up to us. But look how close the Sacred Mountain is. We'd better hurry.
NANABOZHO
[Aside to the audience] This is where I duck ahead, so I can play Nanabozho --- you know, the first one, the great hero! I've got to get ready. [He goes behind the screen with the Nanabozho mask]
RAVEN WING
[Having taken group for one last trek around the back of the audience, he reenters the acting area] Here is the Sacred Mountain. We have to climb around to the top of that cliff. We can't use the ropes here, it's way too high. We have to go up this ridge over here. [They weave up and down the aisles] Look how high we are. See those two black spots down there? Those are eagles, flying around in circles. This is where Nanabozho comes to pray to the Great Spirit. Now, Blue Sky Woman, what should we do? Call out to Nanabozho?
RAIN CLOUD
If he is up there praying, we'd better not disturb him. Let's chant, then he'll know we're here. Everyone sit in a circle, and we'll begin. [She claps softly to a 3/4 rhythm]
Ah-ee yah, Ah-ee yah,
Oh-ah nah Yeh-mah yah,
Nah-ah-nah Bo-hoh zho,
Nanabozho mah-nee yoh.
[Three times, with a final "Ah-ee yah!" to end it]
NANABOZHO
[Appears above the screen, wearing the Nanabozho mask, and rattling a loud wooden rattle] Who is interrupting my prayers?
RAIN CLOUD
It is me, your wife, Blue Sky Woman. You stop all that praying right this minute and come down here to help us, you lazy bum.
NANABOZHO
[Slipping mask to one side (or taking it off) and speaking to RAIN CLOUD] That's not how Blue Sky Woman would talk to the great hero Nanabozho. She'd be much more polite.
RAIN CLOUD
[Aside to audience] Not if this were my story! We're the ones who got chased by forest fires and bears, not him. He's been praying all day and night. Why should I be nice to him?
NANABOZHO
You're trying to wreck my story.
RAIN CLOUD
No, I'm not. I just think Blue Sky Woman is mad at Nanabozho.
NANABOZHO
She isn't!
RAIN CLOUD
She is!
LAUGHING WATER
Well, have a fight about it!
NANABOZHO
Raven Wing, it's no fair! She's ruining my story!
RAIN CLOUD
[To DEER WOMAN] Why do boys always have to have their own way?
LAUGHING WATER
Yikes! Look what's happening! Sky Father and Earth Woman were fighting, and now Blue Sky Woman and Nanabozho are fighting because our Nanabozho and Rain Cloud are fighting, which means that pretty soon we'll all be fighting, and guess what? We've killed the story as dead as that wolverine!
DEER WOMAN
You're right, Laughing Water.
LAUGHING WATER
I am? Gee, people usually think I'm just annoying.
DEER WOMAN
Well, If you like, you can be annoyingly right.
LAUGHING WATER
Oh, okay. That's better.
DEER WOMAN
[To audience] What do you think Blue Sky Woman would say? Here we've come all this way, and Nanabozho is the only one who can help us, would we be nice? Or snarly? Would we order him around? Or say "please"?
LAUGHING WATER
How about this? "Get down here you scrawny-necked, draggly-feathered, flea-bitten turkey!"
DEER WOMAN
Okay, Laughing Water, now you're just annoying.
RAIN CLOUD
How about this? Oh, darling, handsome, brave, strong, resourceful, wise, friendly, courageous, intelligent, polite Nanabozho, we desperately need your help, so would you please, please, pretty please, pretty-pretty please, a million times pretty please, with sugar and honey on it, get down here this minute and help us!
NANABOZHO
[Having replaced mask] Why should I, oh rude Blue Sky Woman who is being sarcastic?
LAUGHING WATER
[Intervening] Sky Father and Earth Woman had a big fight.
RAIN CLOUD
Sky Father has gone far away, and he's taken the rain clouds with him.
RAVEN WING
All the plants are dying of thirst.
DEER WOMAN
All the animals are starving.
LAUGHING WATER
Forest fires are raging.
RAIN CLOUD
And all our prayers have gone unanswered. What can we do? Please help us.
NANABOZHO
Now I understand the dream I had last night. I couldn't figure it out. But now I see! I have great magic for you! For all the People! We will bring back Sky Father. The rains will fall again!
OTHERS
Hooray, hooray!
NANABOZHO
But you must accept me as your leader. The magic is strong, but only I can weild it.
OTHERS
Yes, we agree, we agree!
NANABOZHO
I will join you. Prepare the dancing circle. [He descends]
RAVEN WING
We must stamp the ground and wake the spirits. Who would like to help? [He chooses, with the help of the others, two or three from each section, and they repeat the ritual from the beginning of the play --- if the audience is small enough they can all join in]
DEER WOMAN
Now, back outside the circle, everyone sit, and let's make a rhythm by clapping our hands. [She begins a 2/4 beat, chanting, softly at first, Nanabozho's name, while RAVEN WING unfurls a blue square of cloth, approx. 6'x6', which he and LAUGHING WATER end up by holding up in front of the opening in the screen, or to one side, so NANABOZHO, in full dance-dress with a beaded breastplate and bells around his wrists, arms, ankles and knees, can enter behind it and suddenly be revealed on the last "Nanabozho"]
Nanabozho, Nanabozho, Nanabozho!
NANABOZHO
[The blue cloth is whipped up over NANABOZHO's head, and he takes it by the two corners and holds it wide like a cloak behind him as he leaps into the circle]
Aiee-ahh, Aiee-ahh!
Sky Father and Earth Woman are my parents!
Sky Father gives me weapons,
Earth Woman gives me song.
Sky Father gives me arrows,
Earth Woman sews me a quiver to hold them.
Sky Father gives me courage to use them,
Earth Woman gives me wisdom to choose when.
Sky Father and Earth Woman gave me Blue Sky Woman.
Blue Sky Woman gave me children of my own, the People.
I dance to save my People.
DEER WOMAN & RAIN CLOUD
[As NANABOZHO dances, they chant again, inviting the audience to join them]
Nanabozho, Nanabozho, Nanabozho.
NANABOZHO
[At the end of his dance, RAVEN WING & LAUGHING WATER take the blue cloth and drape it over the screen, then RAVEN WING disappears unnoticed behind the screen while LAUGHING WATER joins the rest sitting outside the circle --- NANABOZHO freezes at the end of his dance, with his arms stretched out and up in front of him, and speaks as if in a trance] I enter the dream world floating on a stream. I'm in a canoe. The stream goes into a dark cave. I try to stop the canoe, but it's too late. Inside the stream opens up and becomes a lake. It is dark. I call out for Sky Father. I know he's here. Sky Father! Speak to me! It's your son. But he is angry. He won't answer. I don't know why he is so angry. I call out again. My voice echoes. He won't answer. Now I am angry, too. Why won't he answer his own son? I am so angry that the water around my canoe begins to boil. Steam rises up like a mist. The water bubbles. I am so angry that I call him names. Rude names. Silly names. They make me laugh, even though I am still angry. And then I hear him. He's coming. Now he's terribly angry because of the names I called him, and I'm terribly afraid. But he's so angry that he brings his stormclouds with him. Suddenly, lightning flashes! Inside the cave! Thunder! And all around me, rain begins to fall. [He lowers his arms and speaks directly to the others and the audience] That was my dream. If we call Sky Father names, and taunt him, and tease him, he'll get so angry that he'll let loose a whopper of a storm.
RAIN CLOUD
You mean that's what you think we should do?
NANABOZHO
I don't know for sure. But that's what happened in my dream.
RAIN CLOUD
Deer Woman, what do you think?
DEER WOMAN
I only help to tell the story. You have to make it.
RAIN CLOUD
It's no good asking Laughing Water, we all know what he'd say.
LAUGHING WATER
What have we got to lose? If we don't get rain, we all die of thirst. If we do this, and Sky Father gets so mad that he blasts us off the face of the earth, at least it'll be quick. [To audience] What do you think, should we try to bug Sky Father? What's a good name to call him? How about "Stupid Old Staff-Thumper"? Come on, everybody!
RAIN CLOUD
No, wait! [But it's too late --- LAUGHING WATER and audience shout out the name]
LAUGHING WATER
How about "Big Green Pickle Nose"? [He gets audience to continue joining him] "Floppy-Tailed Bunny Feet"!
RAVEN WING
[Appears in Sky Father mask, with staff, above the screen to a sound effect] Who is that calling me names and trying to get my goat?
NANABOZHO
Your son! Nanabozho!
RAVEN WING
Go away. I'm mad at you. All of you. Begone, before I roast you to a crisp!
NANABOZHO
No! Come down here and fight! I challenge you! I'll take your magic staff and bring the rain myself!
RAVEN WING
Ha, ha, ha, HA! What an idea! The son becomes the father. The father becomes the son. Hah! And I suppose the People walk on their heads, and their canoes paddle them! Go away! [He disappears behind the screen]
NANABOZHO
That didn't work.
LAUGHING WATER
He didn't get angry. He just laughed at us.
NANABOZHO
Maybe it's because we're not in a cave. That's where I was in my dream. But there aren't any caves around here that I know of. Come on, let's try again. [He gets audience to join him again] "Bulgy-necked bull-frog"! "Flea-bitten buffalo!" "Kooka-munga-foobia!"
LAUGHING WATER
[Aside to RAIN CLOUD] "Rip-roaring, rootin-tootin Rain Cloud"! [She hits him] OW!
NANABOZHO
Quit it, Laughing Water. We're trying to make him mad, not her!
RAIN CLOUD
[To LAUGHING WATER] You "rip-roaring, rootin-tootin" skunk!
NANABOZHO
Hey, that's a good one!
LAUGHING WATER
[Laughing] Yeah, that's great! Come on, everybody. [He gets everyone to say it]
RAVEN WING
[Appearing above screen again to a sound effect] Who's calling me a skunk? I'm not a skunk!
NANABOZHO
Yes, you are, you're a stinky old skunk!
RAVEN WING
And I'm not a buffalo, either.
NANABOZHO
Yes, you are!
RAVEN WING
Or a bull-frog.
NANABOZHO
You're all three put together!
LAUGHING WATER
[Aside] What's that? A froggy skunk-alo?
RAVEN WING
You little critters better watch out. If I lose my temper, I could fry your gizzards with my lightning bolts.
LAUGHING WATER
[Suddenly jumping into the circle to taunt Sky Father] Froggy, Froggy, Skunk-alo! Froggy, Froggy, Skunk-alo! [RAVEN WING shakes his staff to a sound of thunder, and with a yelp of fright LAUGHING WATER jumps back to his place]
RAVEN WING
Thunderbird is waking up. His wings spread out like dark clouds. Beware! His talons are like lightning-bolts! [He shakes his staff again, thunder sounds, and everyone falls flat]
NANABOZHO
[Jumping up again immediately] You big bully! I'm not afraid of you just because you're my father. Come on down here and fight!
RAVEN WING
Oh, I get it. You think your old Dad is stupid, eh? You want me to lose my temper. You want a little thunder and lightning, so it will rain. Pretty sneaky. But it won't work. Hah! Ha, ha, HA! So long, sonny boy, it was a nice try while it lasted. Good-bye! [He disappears again]
NANABOZHO
Oh, no! He's left again!
LAUGHING WATER
And no rain. Gee, I thought I had him there. I mean, if "Froggy, Froggy Skunk-alo" doesn't work, what will?
RAIN CLOUD
I thought he was going to blast every single one of us. Laughing Water, you scared me half to death!
DEER WOMAN
Well, now, Nanabozho, tell us what comes next.
NANABOZHO
[After a moment of intense thought] I forget.
RAIN CLOUD & LAUGHING WATER
You forget!?!
NANABOZHO
Well, actually, I don't think there is any more.
RAIN CLOUD & LAUGHING WATER
What?
NANABOZHO
I already told you my dream --- the canoe, the cave with a lake in it, making Sky Father angry. That was the whole thing. He got angry, the rains came, and that was it.
RAIN CLOUD
What'll we do now? We're stuck in a story, and we don't know how to get out.
NANABOZHO
Deer Woman, help! You're a story-teller, couldn't you help us end our story? Please?
DEER WOMAN
[To audience] What do you think, shoud I help them out? Would you like to hear the end of the story? Okay, here we go. [To NANABOZHO] The name-calling had failed. Nanabozho was very tired. He fell on his face and slept like a log.
NANABOZHO
On my face? Do I have to?
LAUGHING WATER
Don't worry, we'll help. Come on, Rain Cloud, grab the other side. [They hold his shoulders as he "slow-motion" falls on his face, then, at DEER WOMAN's indication, kneel, one at his head, one at his feet]
DEER WOMAN
Night fell, and the People gathered around the sleeping Nanabozho. They felt sad and helpless. Sky Father was angry with Earth Woman, and with all the People, too. He took away the rainclouds and hid them far away, behind the mountains. They felt hungry and thirsty, but there was no food and no water to drink. Would they all die? Would no one come to help them? But in the darkness of that lonely night, something did come --- a second dream came to Nanabozho. In the deep night, Nanabozho woke up and rose to his feet [She taps NANABOZHO once and he rises from the ground]. He commanded the People that they should build three fires. [As NANABOZHO does this, DEER WOMAN picks up the Earth Woman mask, puts it on, and lies down where NANABOZHO had been]
NANABOZHO
[Pointing to spots in front of each section of the audience] Awake, my People, and build the holy fires. Here, here and here. We need sticks and pieces of wood. Some bring grass and bark, to start the fires with. Laughing Water, Rain Cloud, get out your flints. [To audience] We'll make the sparks, and you blow until the fire catches. [NANABOZHO is in the middle section, and RAIN CLOUD & LAUGHING WATER are in the sections on either side] Now wave your fingers to be the flames. Oh, look at them dance. Wave your arms, the fires are getting bigger. Feel how warm they are. See how brightly they burn. The flames are leaping high. We're pushing back the darkness.
I dreamt a dream, and in my dream
A fire danced in the darkness
And in the fire I saw a spirit
Who jumped and flicked, flickered and spit.
I dreamt a dream, and in my dream
The smoke rose in clouds over our heads.
I clapped and sang, and the spirit danced
And both of us fell into a trance.
I dreamt a dream, and in my dream
The clouds grew dark and filled the sky.
The thunder rumbled, the lightning flashed,
But nary a single raindrop splashed.
DEER WOMAN
[Stirring in her sleep] Nanabozho, my son. Beware! Beware!
NANABOZHO
I dreamt a dream, and in my dream
Earth Woman cried out to stop me.
Beware, she said, beware, beware,
But I turned away, I didn't care.
DEER WOMAN
No, my son, beware! That's Sky Father's power you are calling. It will burn you!
NANABOZHO
I dreamt a dream, and in my dream
I sang my song for my children,
For all the starving and dying ones
The People, the Plants, the Animals
For all the living creatures who looked to me
To help them in this great calamity.
Let me burn, let me join them in their suffering,
Let me dance for them, and sing.
I sing for my children!
RAVEN WING
[Appearing above screen, with mask and staff, to a sound effect] AIEEE-YAH! [He makes a striking motion with his staff and there is a sound of thunder]
NANABOZHO
I burn! I burn! [He writhes in torment and falls to the ground]
RAIN CLOUD & LAUGHING WATER
[They take the blue cloth from the screen, and pull it, rippling, over NANABOZHO] Rain! Rain! The rain is falling! Feel the rain! [RAVEN WING disappears above]
DEER WOMAN
[Rising, and standing over where NANABOZHO is covered]
Nanabozho is gone, burned to ashes,
He gave his life to bring the rain,
And look, the rain has turned the ashes to mud.
My only son, and see how the rain washes him away.
But now all the creatures come back to life
With the coming of the rain!
RAIN CLOUD
The grass is growing again.
LAUGHING WATER
The streams are flowing again.
RAIN CLOUD
The ducks are flying,
LAUGHING WATER
The loons are crying.
RAIN CLOUD
The willow trees are weeping again,
LAUGHING WATER
And the salmon are leaping upstream again.
RAIN CLOUD, LAUGHING WATER & DEER WOMAN
But where is Nanabozho?
RAIN CLOUD
Look! There's grass, but no flowers!
LAUGHING WATER
Fish in the streams, but no minnows!
RAIN CLOUD
And the birds have no eggs in their nests!
LAUGHING WATER
The bears have no cubs, and the deer have no fawns!
RAIN CLOUD
The cats have no kittens, and the dogs have no puppies!
LAUGHING WATER
And none of the People look happy --- no one is laughing!
DEER WOMAN
All of our happiness is gone --- where did it go?
RAIN CLOUD, LAUGHING WATER & DEER WOMAN
Gone with Nanabozho!
DEER WOMAN
[Raising her arms to the sky] Sky Father!
RAIN CLOUD & LAUGHING WATER
[Kneeling] Sky Father!
DEER WOMAN
Earth Woman calls you!
RAIN CLOUD & LAUGHING WATER
We all call you!
DEER WOMAN
Our happiness is gone. Sky Father, we beg you, bring back our Nanabozho!
RAIN CLOUD & LAUGHING WATER
Bring back our Nanabozho!
RAVEN WING
[Enters, masked, from behind the screen with his staff in one hand and hidden in the other a flower] So now you call me, and beg my mercy, now that our only son is gone. Now you have brought the rainclouds, and saved the People, but you had to pay a price. Where is my son? Where is Nanabozho? My heart is full of sorrow. For the third time, tears fall from my eyes, and each tear becomes a pearl in the depths of the sea.
DEER WOMAN
He is gone, burned to ashes in the fire of your power, washed away to the sea in the rains that came from your stormclouds. And now the creatures live, but they cannot bring forth children. Look, the roses have no flowerbuds, the oak trees have no acorns, and there are no eggs in the sparrows' nests. The People have no babies. We need our Nanabozho! Life is too sad without him. Will the flowers ever bloom again?
RAVEN WING
[Revealing the flower] Earth Woman, listen. There is one way. If you can gather his ashes and bring them to me, I can bring back his life. [He strikes the ground with his staff to a sound of thunder, flourishes it, and exits]
DEER WOMAN
Oh, Sky Father, how can I find his ashes when they've all flowed down to the sea? There is no hope. I will sing my death song, and join him in the bottom of the ocean, for never will he come back to me. [She mourns over the covered body of NANABOZHO]
Ho-yoh wah-tah-ney
Ho-yoh wah-tah-ney
Ho-yoh wah-tah-ney
Kai-yoh-kinah Kai-yoh-kinah
LAUGHING WATER
[Aside to RAIN CLOUD] Now what?
RAIN CLOUD
[Aside to LAUGHING WATER] Is he really dead?
LAUGHING WATER
Not really. He's dead in the story, but that's him under that blue thing. Look, you can see him breathing. So what do we do now?
RAIN CLOUD
Let's wake him up and ask him.
LAUGHING WATER
No way! That would wreck the story. He has to play dead, he can't suddenly pop up and start helping us. Come on, we've got to figure out a way to get the ashes back from the sea.
RAIN CLOUD
But they're all dissolved. You know, like chocolate in milk.
LAUGHING WATER
I bet you I know who could get the ashes. The fishes!
RAIN CLOUD
That's a great idea. Let's ask them. [To audience] Little fishies, could you help us?
LAUGHING WATER
Could you swim out into the sea and bring back all the little bits of Nanabozho you can find?
RAIN CLOUD
Scoop up all the ashes, and bring them here to me?
LAUGHING WATER
[Indicating the covered up NANABOZHO] Pile them all up here. Gently, we don't want to mush him up too much. [As they finish] Look at that, poor Nanabozho's turned into a mud puddle.
RAIN CLOUD
Quick, back into the water, little fishies, here comes Sky Father!
RAVEN WING
[Re-entering] Earth Woman! Tell me. Have you brought me all the ashes of our dead son?
DEER WOMAN
[Unaware of what the "fishes" have done] How can Earth Woman find all the ashes, when they have dissolved in the rainwater, and flowed into the sea? He is lost. Lost forever.
LAUGHING WATER
[Jumping up] No, he isn't. We got all the ashes. The fishes helped us. [Aside to audience] Wave your fins, fishes. [To RAVEN WING & DEER WOMAN] See? He's all there, even if he does look a bit goopy.
RAVEN WING
[Gesturing to DEER WOMAN, RAIN CLOUD & LAUGHING WATER] Make a circle round him. Blow the breath of life upon him. The warmth of my love is in the sun, and it warms him. His People call to him. [They all begin to chant his name, softly at first, and then rising in intensity until he responds]
NANABOZHO
[Slowly coming back to life, he suddenly jumps up aggressively] Where is he, the big bully? Where is he? Did you see what he did? Burned me to cinders! I'll get him, the big fat bozo!
LAUGHING WATER & RAIN CLOUD
[Jumping on him and wrestling him to the ground in order to shut him up] No! No! Shut up! No more name-calling! Sky Father, don't listen to him! Earth Woman, sew up his mouth! [DEER WOMAN gestures, and NANABOZHO's mouth is suddenly sewn shut]
RAIN CLOUD
It's all right, Nanabozho, the rains came after you burned up in the fire. All the creatures are alive again. We did it!
LAUGHING WATER
But I sure hope we don't have to go through this every time it rains.
DEER WOMAN
No, but this rain ceremony is now part of our heritage. When the drought comes, and all the land gets parched and dry, we can dance Nanabozho's rain dance, and sing his story, so that Sky Father will hear us and bring back the rain.
RAVEN WING
That's it, then. That's the story of Nanabozho and how he brought the rain. [To NANABOZHO] Think you can stop calling me names, now? [NANABOZHO nods emphatically] Good! [He gestures with his staff, and NANABOZHO is released] I mean, what if one of these fishes were to call nasty names to a great big fish? What do you think would happen then? The great big fish would say, "Oh, thank you very much, little fish, and now I'll eat you up!"
NANABOZHO
Sky Father wouldn't eat up his very own son, would he?
RAVEN WING
No. But he might toast him. Like a marshmallow. And then eat him.
NANABOZHO, RAIN CLOUD & LAUGHING WATER
Euuuuw.
DEER WOMAN
Now who's being silly! Marshmallows haven't been invented yet.
NANABOZHO
Thank you, everybody, for helping me with my story. Thank you, Deer Woman. Thank you, Raven Wing.
DEER WOMAN
You are very welcome.
RAVEN WING
It was our pleasure.
NANABOZHO
Thank you, fishes! If you hadn't got all my ashes back, I'd still be a mud-puddle.
LAUGHING WATER
[Having retrieved the Toad hand-puppet] Hey, what about me? There was a toad in this story, too, you know.
NANABOZHO
Thank you, Toad.
DEER WOMAN
Oooh. There he is! I'd like to have a word with you, you rotten little trickster!
LAUGHING WATER
Uh, oh! Scrumptious goddess woman is going to gobble up the poor little toad!
DEER WOMAN
Gobble you up, you disgusting slimy thing! Never! Unless, of course, I turned you into a marshmallow first.
LAUGHING WATER
No! No! They haven't been invented! They haven't been invented! Sky Father, protect me from the angry yummy goddess.
RAVEN WING
[Raising his staff to part them] All right. All right. But tell me, oh ugly hopping creature, why do you keep calling my wife things like "scrumptious" and "yummy"?
LAUGHING WATER
Because, oh strong and stormy one, there are only two kinds of things in the world.
RAVEN WING
What two kinds of things?
LAUGHING WATER
"Yummy", and "Not-Yummy". She's the yummiest.
DEER WOMAN
Oh, I don't know about that. I know someone who's even yummier than me.
LAUGHING WATER
Not possible. Is it? Who?
DEER WOMAN
[Revealing a second toad hand-puppet] Mrs. Toad!
LAUGHING WATER
[Jumping in surprise] Eeep! Mrs. Toad! She's here! She's real! She's mine! Oh, goddess-lady, thank you, thank you, thank you! [To Mrs. Toad] Oh, you darling, delicious creature, you! My sweet little water bug!
DEER WOMAN
[As Mrs. Toad] My big, handsome dragonfly!
LAUGHING WATER
My beetle!
DEER WOMAN
My bump on a log!
LAUGHING WATER
My heart's desire! [LAUGHING WATER & DEER WOMAN bring their heads together for a kiss]
NANABOZHO
Goodbye, everybody! Goodbye! Thanks for helping!
RAIN CLOUD
Goodbye, fishes. Time to swim home. Goodbye. [Everyone joins in saying goodbye to the audience, and then they exit behind the screen]
THE END
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