Things you learn from your cat


  • Make the world your playground
  • Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a sock over it helps
  • If you can't get your way, lay across the keyboard till you do
  • When you are hungry, meow loudly so they feed you just to shut you up
  • Always find a good patch of sun to nap in
  • Nap often
  • When in trouble, just purr and look cute
  • Life is hard, and then you nap
  • Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours
  • When in doubt, cop an attitude
  • Variety is the spice of life. One day, ignore people; the next day, annoy them
  • Climb your way to the top, that's why the curtains are there
  • Make your mark in the world, or at least spray in each corner
  • Always give generously; a bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care"

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