My Terrorist Lottery
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|A Market in the Future of the Middle East|
For years, the defense industry has been winning big from terrorism. Short of investing in firms like Bechtel and Halliburton, the isolated investor could do little to cash in on all that death and tragedy.
Now, with FuturePAM, A Market in the Future of the Middle East, you too have a chance to win big when America and its interests are attacked. Terrorism isn't going away, so let's make the best of it:
From the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA), those wily folks who brought you Total Terrorist Information Awareness, and The Economist, the Bush Administration's official news source, here comes a new way to offend the memories of those killed in terrorist attacks by simultaneously extending the US government's reach into world affairs and providing unsurpassed profit-making opportunities for enterprising investors!
How it works
Predict a terrorist attack - the organization, event, and location - and you win! It's that simple!
Click Here Now and learn how to join! Trading starts on September 11 1, 2003. Don't delay - be one of the first to WIN.
DARPA defines terrorism as "collections of people loosely organized in shadowy networks that are difficult to identify and define," and is developing ways to "allow understanding of the intent of these networks, their plans, and potentially define opportunities for disrupting or eliminating the threats." (http://www.darpa.mil/iao/TIA_FAQs.pdf) Well, as long as we're trying to discover the terrorists' plans, we might as well enjoy some fun and profit while we're doing it!
(Note to terrorists: don't even think of trying to generate revenue for your organization by predicting an attack and then executing it. Our Terms of Service strictly forbid any market manipulation, so you would automatically be disqualified. Remember - we're watching you.)
Terrorist Futures are the Wave of the Future!