Good day. As you are well aware, the current situation regarding Brad Swaile is getting out of hand. There is a serious lack of verifiable and up-to-date information on him, his whereabouts, his activities, and his contacts in the field. This has led to the introduction of outdated and, in some cases, erroneous information to the general Webgoing public. Though the concrete impact of the misinformation on the public is clear - fan mail sent to the wrong address, highly outdated photographs misrepresenting his appearance - its subtle societal repercussions are as yet unmanifested.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to forgive this horribly clichéd first sentence. Thereafter, you are to access the pages of this dossier, absorbing the information therein, and inform yourself on Brad Swaile. If possible, the BSID also requests that you submit any intelligence you may have on him, including biographical facts, personality traits, future operations, and photographs.
This web site will not self-destruct.