Manitoba Weather Conversion Guide
Because we are the only ones who really understand this........
The Canadian National Temperature Conversion Guide:
10C = Vancouverites try to turn on the heat.
>>>Manitobans plant gardens.
5C = Victorians shiver uncontrollably.
>>>Winnipeg people sunbathe.
3C = Italian cars won't start.
>>>Brandon people drive with the windows down.
0C = Distilled water freezes.
>>>Flin Flon water gets thicker.
-5C = Torontonians wear coats, gloves and wool hats.
>>>Gladstone people throw on a t-shirt.
-10C = Quebecers begin to evacuate the province.
>>>Amaranth people go for a polar bear swim.
-20C = Toronto landlords finally turn up the heat.
>>> Plumas people have the last cookout before it gets cold.
-25C = People in Vancouver cease to exist.
>>>People in The Pas lick flagpoles.
-30C = Calgarians fly away to Mexico.
>>>Churchill people throw on a light jacket.
-40C = Hamilton disintegrates.
>>>Selkirk people rent some videos.
-60C = Mt. St. Helens freezes.
>>>Lac Du Bonnet Girl Guides begin selling cookies door to door.
-80C = Polar bears begin to evacuate the arctic.
>>>Emerson Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it
gets cold enough.
-100C = Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
>>>Gimli's icelanders pull down their earflaps.
-114C = Ethyl alcohol freezes.
>>>Gillam people get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-183C = Microbial life survives on dairy products.
>>>Langruth cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
-273C = ALL atomic motion stops.
>>>Beausejour people start saying "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
-300C = Hell freezes over.
>>>The Blue Bombers win the Grey Cup.